Total Medals Earned: 2,480 (From 329 different games.) Total Medal Score: 37,615 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (305/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/150 points)
You checked out how to play before going in
+5 to medal points
You just weren't cut out for this gig
You accepted the role of Icon Moderator
Great job on the test, you passed!
You did it! You won the game!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find a secret cheese!
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Play The Game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (190/190 points)
joy joy joyride
up up in the air
really? A medal?
you've collected: a few stars
you've collected: a bunch of stars
you've collected: ALL STARS. You should be proud now!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Get a 40 combo
Get 2000+ points